Sugar and Spice

Last week I told you that I had gotten a lovely gift of a spa day and I planned to spend a day being pampered and massaged and painted.  I did and it was wonderful.  Afterward I had to go out and indulge myself even more with my other not-so-secret sexy obsession.  Lingerie.

A lot of of you know that I’m something of a tomboy.  I ride horses, ski, run rapids, train dogs, rappel out of helicopters, and fix old cars.  All of that doesn’t mean that I’m not girlie and sexy to the bone.  It’s just part of what I like to do and who I am.  A girl can be physically outgoing and girlie as well, all rolled into one delicious, unpredictable package.

You know that part of my girlie side is having phone sex with you boys.  Tormenting and teasing you, sweet or spicy depending on my mood and how nice you’ve been to me lately.  Of course phone sex isn’t my only girlie, sexy outlet.  I love dressing up just as much as anyone and these long long legs of mine generate more than their share of attention when I put on my heels and short skirts.

But my favorite girlie indulgence is lovely, silky, sweet, delicious lingerie.  It’s not so much an indulgence as it is a necessity.  The feel of silk sliding over my skin or sheer hose on my legs is a sensuality that gives me that secret smile a lot of you comment on.  It’s the feel of a satiny camisole or sheer silky panties or my light-as-air, almost-not-there jammies slipping over my skin or under my hands.  Even under my jeans or ski gear I’m wearing pretty boy shorts with lace or a hot pink thong.

No matter if I’m filthy to my eyeballs in mud, underneath it all will be the sexy undies that are the reminder that no matter what else I’m doing the essence of me is hot and sexy to the core, just like my smile.

I hope everyone had a safe, fun and a little bit naughty 4th of July.  I know I talked to quite a few of you over the holiday weekend and we had some of our own fireworks together.  I loved spending part of my holiday on the phone with you boys, sitting on my deck in a tank top and panties with my bare feet up on the porch railing wiggling my toes in the sun.

I also played a good bit myself over the holiday weekend.  The dogs starred in the local kid’s parade, complete with working uniform and red, white, and blue painted toenails (them, not me).  I got to go along to supervise, not that I needed to do anything but keep them from eating too many goodies handed out to them

I’ve been so bad lately about keeping up with my blog so far this summer, mainly because I’ve been playing so much and thoroughly enjoying myself.  This summer so far has been full of outdoor concerts, BBQs, friends visiting, a long raft trip, and a couple of fishing trips.  And it’s only the beginning of July!

This week will be full of pampering as I just got a spa gift certificate from a lovely man, thank you thank you.  So a day at the spa getting a massage (ummm think of me naked with oil being spread all over my body……), facial, mani/pedi and feeling all girlie.  I’ll have to put on some high heels and a sexy dress after to enjoy the full effect.

The benefit to all of you boys will be a relaxed, sweet (as long as you keep me spoiled the way I should be) and sexy Alex ready for some hot phone sex with all of you.

Here’s some silly pick up lines I’ve seen and heard.  Some made me smile which might give you an opening, but don’t count on it.  The best way to pick me up is to pick up the phone and call 1-800-63-5478 x03-50-095-3 for some premium phone sex with your favorite girl.

Can I even get a fake number?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
My Favorite:
If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Why settle for an imitation? Call 1-800-TO-FLIRT x03-50-095-3 for the real thing with sweet and spicy Alex!

Why not let me you late for work instead?

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I posted about this movie being released a few months ago. I ran across the trailer the other day and it made me want to see it even more.

I’ve been reading posts on Ratemypindick.com and adding some of my own recently.  I’ve never seen such a collection of such sorry-looking dicklets or read such a bunch of loser questions in my life.  There are guys whose dicks are smaller than AAA batteries and want to know if they’re “small” or “my girlfriend always asks if I’m in yet, do you think I might be kinda small?” or “women always laugh when they see my dick, is it really that tiny?”.

Guys, when you ask about something that “always” happens don’t you think that’s a good indicator?  Hmmm?  No, you still ask and send in pictures of your pathetic teenie weenie dicklets.

I guess it does make a stupid kind of sense.  You know that you’re never going to get the attention of a girl like me in the normal way, you’re too much of a loser for that aren’t you?  You know you can’t hold my attention in conversation and wouldn’t ever ask me out on a date.  For you, I’m so far out of your reach that you don’t even contemplate things like that.

Instead, you get my attention by showing me what a true loser you are.  Everyone’s got to be good at something, right?  But even in your self-humiliation I only give you a passing glance.  That glance or comment will have to sustain you loser boy, my full attention goes to the real men who don’t have to beg or abase themselves at my feet.  That doesn’t mean you should stop, not at all it amuses me, just don’t expect me to acknowledge your existence.