Pick up lines that don’t work
Here’s some silly pick up lines I’ve seen and heard. Some made me smile which might give you an opening, but don’t count on it. The best way to pick me up is to pick up the phone and call 1-800-63-5478 x03-50-095-3 for some premium phone sex with your favorite girl.
Can I even get a fake number?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
My Favorite:
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hi Alex if I had your address I could send you flowers or better yet I could send you a mandarin orange cheesecakelet me know where to ship it to and have a great 4th of July with your family.Cheesecakes Forever